Barney: I cannot stop staring at that girl's face.
Ted: Face, uh... That's your weirdest nickname for boobs yet.
Barney: No, Ted. I'm really looking at her face.
Lily: Ohhh... That's actually really sweet.
Barney: Puffy cheeks, smudged mascara, slightly red nose... That girl was just crying. She's so sad and defenseless... Anyone have a condom?