segunda-feira, 17 de outubro de 2011

Everything by the book

Irmão mais novo da namorada: Quando vocês forem morar juntos posso-vos ir visitar sempre que eu quiser?

Namorada: Claro que podes, puto...

Eu, a besta: Sempre é como quem diz. O que podemos fazer é implementar um sistema mensal de senhas de visita, não acumuláveis no caso de não se verificar o seu total usufruto dentro do período estabelecido.

9 comentários:

S* disse...

ahahah Senhas de presença, gosto da ideia.

ĐaniielSousa ** disse...

hahaha.. bela resposta xD

Herético disse...

Ele não deve ter percebido um cu e ficado na mesma, mas ficou feliz.

NiceGirl disse...

ahahah... Tiveste sorte! O meu sobrinho a primeira vez que foi a minha casa perguntou qual era o quarto dele! :P

Pink Poison disse...

Peste!

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