Já temos o Manuel "Noray" Almeida.
"Hello guys and girls, politicals, all this.
I came here to send message to Nelson Mandela families. I give you my feelings of lose a big man. He fight for propry life, he fight for propry country, like me. And I want to tell you, I want to tell you sincery, aahmmm, this president, Portugal, he heft tell Nelson families polagize. Polagize because he not agree about liberty of Nelson Mandela, ok?
For me, he still in my heart foreva, because I'm fight for my life, I doing my life for portuguese, I die for Portugal, and just, I want to say good christmas. Good christmas, naita (?), ok? Bye."
Este é o homem de que precisamos para a presidência da república. Quem me dera que concorresse. Ah, espera aí, vai mesmo concorrer.